Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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