CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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