I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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