LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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