ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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