I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
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the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
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I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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