We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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