I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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