I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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