i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Randomize