she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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