I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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