so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
