rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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