you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
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Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I think your dad took our porno
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
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Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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