im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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