I'll bet she douches with gravy.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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