If you die in college, do you die in real life?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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