i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
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I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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