Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
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I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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