I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
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I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
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Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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