I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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