Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
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