it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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