looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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