i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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