How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
there's paper in my vomit.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
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When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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