He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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