Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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