if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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