Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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