Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
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It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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