North Korea, Best Korea!
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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