can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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