I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
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dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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