He is such a slut. More and more my type.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Randomize
