so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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