I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
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I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I need to wash the frat house off of me
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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