god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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