And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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