Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
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I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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