so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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