I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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