soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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