Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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