I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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