she was so not down for the gang bang
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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