Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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