My brain says no but my pants say off.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
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Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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