It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
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We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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