i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
My legs feel like baby dolphins
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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